KSAT Newsletter Volume V
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KSAT Newsletter Volume V
Written By.....Rage Gray with Articles from Finn, Rasmusan, Sagepupil, Arwen, Diablo, Mourgana, Furyo, SlitherHunter, Lessifer, Lilbopeep | |
News At A Glance Good morning\evening all!! Im sorry this is coming to you so late. This has been a very interesting and exciting week for all I'm sure, We have the update insanity, a sunday horde (who woulda thunk that??) more new members, real life going nuts with summer starting and kids out of school, as well as a fond farewell (maybe? Hopefully not) to one of our own. This issue I'm bringing a special feature in called “name that face” in which all of you can guess which face belongs to which member. This time I didn't get very many BUT, Im hoping to do it again in another issue, so those who haven't submitted a photo heres your chance! Once again one & all Be good, Be safe and as always PLEASE STAY CALM!! | ZombieBashers Tip of the Week The only thing worse than running out of ammo during a zombie horde is being on the toilet during an attack. KSAT Video Vault Must-see movies that are coming out soon: ***Snow White and The Huntsman*** ***Battleship*** (anyone who loves TrueBlood will love this its got Alexander Skarsgard!!) ***Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter*** (For the Kids) ***Madagascar 3*** ***Brave*** |
Black Widow Books ok a few must reads that have gotten good, bad and mixed reviews: -->Warm Bodies-Isaac Marion -->Fifty Shades-E.L. James -->Under a Vampire Moon-Lynsay Sands | Zombie Humor Why did the zombie lose the lawsuit? He had no leg to stand on! (definitions to tickle your funny bone) Bobbing apples-leaving your bra off to run Boogieman-guy picking his nose at |
Zombie Survival Guide This weeks guide: GUNS (Top 5 For ZA) ---->1. Glock 17 ---->2. Marlin 1894 CB ---->3. AR 15 ---->4. Smith and Wesson 59 ---->5. HK USP | Zombie Humor Boogieman-guy picking his nose at a red light Full moon-Repairman (need I say more?) Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit? How do you know a zombie is tired? He's dead on his feet. |
Sports In sports news San Antonio has had a massive upset with OKC leading the series 3-2, Spurs lost last nights game OKC 108-Spurs 103. In the Eastern Conference BOS and MIA are tied 2-2. Although I'm hoping that OKC wins it (not because Im a fan AT ALL, I don't watch basketball) as to the eastern conference it looks like either team could win it. | Graystone Quotes Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. |
Horror Scopes Capricorn:Dec 22-Jan 19) Today is the day you lock your windows and doors, it looks like its raining hordes today Aquarius: (Jan 20-Feb 18) Theres travel in your future, just avoid speeding buses and whack-a-mole, you might get a hidden suprise Pisces: (Feb 19-March 20) Avoid dancing Zombies, there aren't the lords of the dance they say they are. Aries: (march 21-april 19) Your secret has been found out and the meryl streep movies hidden under your bed will be your greatest weakness today. Taurus: (april 20-may 20) You will wake up tomorrow, kill stuff, work, and go back to sleep....wow sucks to be you.. Gemini: (May 21-June 21) Avoid beans today....actually everyday, explosive flatualance will alert the zombies to where you are. Don't believe the warnings, you cannot kill zombies with gas.... | Horror Scopes Cancer: (June 22-July 22) you'll be distracted by a kid with a roll of duct tape in his nose, avoid intersections, also avoid kids with tape in thier nose... Leo: (July 23-Aug 22 the photocopier is your mortal enemy, its not you its it and it will not help you in your race to become #1 zombie slayer...why would it? Virgo: (Aug 23-September 22) expect unusual suprises today, such as the stalker chick impaling zombies on your front porch Libra:(Sept.23-Oct. 23) try to laugh a bit more, not all apocalypes are bad, at least you have friends...mostly, the ones who ARENT Zombies.... Scorpio: (Oct 23-Nov 21) Today is the day you work on your self-esteem...and avoid open windows Saggitarius: (Nov 22-Dec 21) The cheerleaders in high school that laughed behind your back are now zombies, guess its time to get even now huh? |
As The Zombie Lay Dying Last Week: “Well, I could tell you what happened and why I hate that mofo.....but that would require a story, they easiest thing to say is....... “I hate him, we're enemies and that's the end of that.” Before Les, Cotto, Slvr,and Snow knew what hit them, Zeke stormed out of the control room. “What was THAT?” Snow asked everyone curious as to why Zeke reacted that way. “Its better if you knew the whole story,” a voice from the doorway said. “Im Doc, Zeke and I are best friends, family even, we've been close for a long time, one thing you should know is that Zeke not only HATES Dr Fail, but has a good reason to.See, about 3 years ago when this whole thing started, Zeke, Dr. Fail and myself were working together doing research on the side. Zeke has this brilliant idea about using computer technology mixed with genetics to provide a cure. I was handling the medical side of it, Zeke was working with the computers to code the nana's and Dr Fail was doing the genetics. We were still in the research phase when Dr Fail decided to go ahead with a human trial, and Zeke wasn't very happy about it. You see, Dr Fail didn't care about curing ANYTHING, he just wanted the props, so much so that he rushed things too quickly, and the nanos werent ready. It ended up with very disastorous results. His creations are some of the really terrible monsters that are out there right now. When he first created these.....things...Zeke and I tried to contain them, But they turned on us faster then we could even try to contain them. They also spread, they have hyper senses that make them attach to a specific scent. Because Zeke and I were there when they were created they are able to track us. Zeke and I finally were able to escape from the facility and hide, but we found that those things were able to track us and everytime they get close they make communicating with anything or anyone impossible. We still haven't figured out what Dr Fail did to them, Zeke has almost come up with a way to get around them, but ….well you see why he hates Dr. Fail now....He's not the saving grace he says he is. I'm assuming he's also usning these wolves as a guinea pig trial for some type of army.” “Whoa, well.....hmmm does mom know?” Snow asked. “She does, but don't mention it to her, she would like to rip a new one into Dr Fail as well, she tangled with one of the first really bad creations, a devourer....” “Omg those things are UGLY!!” “Yeah, she got a lot of licks in, but not before it threw her across the room and busted her up pretty bad, matter of fact it tore up her knee so bad that she still has a limp, you don't hardly see it, but if you watch her you might...” “Well, either which way, we have a herd of wolves on the other side of our security fence and the generator won't hold for much longer until someone goes out back and fixes the line, its still inside the fence, so as long as it holds we won't have a problem, question is, who's going to go look for Zeke so we can get this done...” Less said looking up from the control panel.” We have three hours before we're overrun by zombie, mutated, whatever they are werewolves.....” With a loud screech the control panel went crazy. “What was that?” Cotto asked, all five of them looking at the security camera. As they stared in shock...... Well guys what is it going to be? This week instead of me coming up with ideas....I'd like suggestions, email me with your ideas as to how the next chapter should play out..... | |
Undead Apetites Breakfast: Strawberry Scones Ingredients 1 cup ripe strawberries - cleaned, hulled and diced 1 teaspoon vanilla extract1/2 cup light cream2 cups all-purpose flour1/3 cup white sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 1/2 teaspoons lemon zest 6 tablespoons cold unsalted butter Directions Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place diced strawberries on paper towels to absorb liquid. Combine the cream with the vanilla extract in a small pitcher, and set aside. Whisk the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, and lemon zest together in a mixing bowl. Cut the cold butter into chunks and add to the flour mixture. Use a pastry blender to cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse, pea-sized crumbs. Stir in strawberries, and gently toss ingredients. Make a hole in the middle of the flour mixture; pour cream mixture into the hole. Quickly stir dough together until just blended. Allow dough to rest 2 minutes. Turn dough out onto a lightly floured work surface; and knead until smooth and satiny, 4 to 5 minutes. Transfer dough to prepared baking sheet and pat into an 8-inch round. Use a serrated knife to cut the round into 8 wedge-shaped pieces. Separate wedges on the baking sheet, leaving at least 1/2 inch space between each. Bake in preheated oven until tops are light brown and crusty, 16 to 18 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack, and cool 20 minutes before serving. Lunch: (veg) Veggie Burger (cheesecake factory) Ingredients: 3 small beets, peeled and chopped (222 grams) 1/2 cup green lentils 1/2 cup bulgur wheat 1/3 cup raw cashews 1 cup mushrooms 1/2 cup minced yellow onion 1 tsp fresh thyme 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1 tbsp + 1 tsp canola oil, divided 2 cups water, divided pepperjack cheese for serving Directions: Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place the chopped beets on a lined baking sheet and roast for 20 minutes until tender. Remove and set aside.While the beets are roasting, combine the lentils with 1 1/2 cups water in a small pot on the stove. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes until lentils are tender.Also on the stove, bring 1/2 cup water to a boil. Add the bulgur then turn off the heat and cover for 10 minutes. The bulgur should absorb all of the liquid and be tender when done.Heat one tsp oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add minced onion, mushrooms and thyme and cook for about 6 minutes. Both onions and mushrooms should be softened. When you have all of your ingredients prepped and ready, start making your burgers! Place raw cashews in either a food processor or Vita-Mix and process until they become a flour. Then, add beets, bulgur, onions, mushrooms and rosemary and process until combined. Add cooked lentils and continue processing until everything has combined but still on the “chunky” side. Remove mixture from either food processor or blender and place in a large bowl.Heat up the remaining tablespoon of oil over high heat. Divide mixture into six veggie burger patties and carefully cook each side for about 5 minutes, until golden and crispy.Serve veggie burgers on whole wheat rolls with lettuce, tomato, cheese and sweet chili sauce! Dinner: Cajun Stuffed Peppers Ingredients 6 large green bell peppers 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 onion, diced2 cloves garlic, minced1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1 tablespoon Creole seasoning black pepper to taste3/4 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 1/2 links of andouille sausage, diced 1 cup uncooked long-grain white rice 2 1/2 cups chicken broth 1 (8 ounce) can tomato sauce 1 lemon - cut into wedges, for garnish (optional) Louisiana-style hot sauce Directions Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease an 8x12 inch baking dish. Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Remove tops and seeds from peppers. Blanch in boiling water 3 minutes. Drain on paper towels. Heat olive oil in a large, deep skillet over medium heat. Saute onion until translucent. Stir in garlic, and season with oregano, Creole seasoning and black pepper. Stir in shrimp and sausage, and cook until shrimp turns pink, 5 minutes. Stir in rice, and cook 1 minute. Pour in chicken broth and tomato sauce. Cook until thick, 15 to 20 minutes. Fill peppers with stuffing mixture, and place in baking dish. Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, or until heated through. Serve with lemon wedges and hot sauce. (For the Vegan Version) Use a vegetarian sausage and red bell pepper instead of the shrimp and andouille, add a tsp more cayanne and it'll taste exactly the same as the non-veg version | |
Kudos And Welcomes Kudos goes out to all the members who have been working on raising their scores this week, we're really pround of you. Also would like to welcome the following members to the safe house Rydemhard Lv 36 SagePupil Lv 40 LilBopeep Lv 25 RodneyBear Lv 39 Pyrothia Lv 31 | Editors Notes ok all wanted to apologize again for this weeks paper being late, being a crazy week and hopefully thigns will start getting back on track. In the next issue look for more games, more suprises and something new im about to cook up. For the moment enjoy this weeks game below. Be good, Be safe and as always PLEASE STAY CALM. |
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