KSAT Newsletter Volume IV

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KSAT Newsletter Volume IV

Post  Lessifer on Tue May 29, 2012 2:59 pm

Written By.....Rage
Gray with Articles from CottoFury, Slver, Rkolar, Brandy, ArtemisC, Enox

At A Glance

Welcome to the fourth edition of the KSAT
newsletter. This week has been a frantic and insane drive for all of us hear
with the memorial day bringing us a new holiday mission “hurried release” and
Grendal letting let loose a horde at the safehouse at the same time. Before
Zeke could scream at his phone, they were dead and all was well in the KSAT
house once again. As always everyone, enjoy this weeks issue, (we have some
new vegetarian recipes), Be good to one another as as always PLEASE STAY

Tip of the Week

The couple that slays together stays together.

“It is a truth universally
acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more

Video Vault

***We Bought a Zoo***

***This Means War***


***The Raven***

Widow Books

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!-

Otto Penzler

The Last Zombie-Brian Keene

The Enemy, The Dead, The Fear

all by Charlie Higson

The Zombies Chasers by

John Kloepfer

The Proper Care and Feeding of

Zombies by Mac Montandon


What do you call a one inch zombie?

Tomb Thumb

What kind of candy does a zombie refuse to eat?


Why did the zombie go crazy?

Because he lost his mind.

What do zombie’s call a man in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Survival Guide

Once again we bring to you good idea/bad idea during a zombie horde.

Tip 1: Good Idea-checking out your gardens barbed wire fence electric
fence to make sure there isn't any residual damage.

Bad idea-being on the outside of that fence when a horde strikes.

Tip 2: Good idea-being overly prepared with ammo and weapons

Bad Idea-Leaving those weapons in your car....

Tip 3: Good Idea-having a cup of coffee with safehouse members while
watching the cameras for hordes...

Bad Idea-being caught on the toilet when those hordes attack


Never leave the toilet seat up when a black widow is around.


Here's a few favorite quotes I’ve come across recently gave me quite
a laugh, hope they give you one too...

I will not negotiate with the undead!

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news.
Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies

one concern of a zombie outbreak would be that the initial
neoconservative response would be to
invade Iraq again out of force of habit

(off topic but hilarious)

Even if the voices in my head aren't real, they have some pretty good


On Monday

Oklahoma Thunder won over the Lakers 106-90

Oklahoma won conference semifinals 4-1

Boston Celtics won over Philadelphia 76ers 101-85

On Wednesday

Philis win over Celtics 82-75 series is tied 3-3


On Thursday

Miami win the conference
semifinals over Indiana 4-2

Game ended 105-93

So far my predictions remain

Predictions for Saturday Boston
wins over Philadelphia

Btw: Spurs are in the semifinals
going for the finals


Capricorn:Dec 22-Jan 19)

You realize today that your bad habits are outweighing the good,
maybe its time to change weapons when zombie fighting, instead of always
using the rifle, go for the chainsaw

Aquarius: (Jan 20-Feb 18)

You just ran across a bunch
of mutant zombie babies, now you have a hard choice to make....

Pisces: (Feb 19-March 20)

reasses all your thoughts
and focuses, today faces a new challenge and a new task to do, but while your
at it....take time for a nice relaxing bath (with a padlocked steel bathroom
door of course)

Aries: (march 21-april 19)

Your taking too much time
thinking, this week will show lots of friends with some not so helpful ideas.

Taurus: (april 20-may 20)

A new friend will show you
how to make more money and the money you have last longer without so many
repairs to your weapons. Be open-minded and listen.

Gemini: (May 21-June 21)

Take a minute to decide if
your really living up to your own expectations as a zombie-slayer, if not,
ask for help


Cancer: (June 22-July 22)

Its time to take matters in
your own hands, don't let someone else handle your grandma, who is now a
flesh eating mutant zombie, do it yourself, you'll feel better for it.

Leo: (July 23-Aug 22)

You've wasted your time
long enough, let that special someone know you love them.....right before
he\she turns into a zombie

Virgo: (Aug 23-September

A change is coming in your
life, be prepared for all new things, also be open to repairing the barbed
wire around the safehouse

Libra:(Sept.23-Oct. 23)

You'll travel some new
roads this week, make sure to bring a good map....and a lot of ammo or
sharpened weapons

Scorpio: (Oct 23-Nov 21)

You will be the subject of
friendly sharing with friends, its time to decide what you would like to
share and what you'd rather keep to yourself

Saggitarius: (Nov 22-Dec

This week brings the news
of your relationship coming into a new arena, should you take that step its
time to decide what you want...a venue with a view? Or just one without

As The Zombie Lay

Last week in “ATZLD” Lessifer was just
about to tell Zeke something when.....

they all heard yelled from the top of the stairs. With a bang and a crash,
all of a sudden a woman banged into the wolves as she came downstairs.

“What's going on??? Why are the lights out?”

“Hi Snow” Zeke said without missing a beat,
“We've had a little issues with some wolves outside, I think they may have
knocked down a line. No worries,
auxiliary power will be up in a minute.”With a whirr and a hiss, all of a sudden
the lights were back on. Turning to lessifer, who (during this time had been
playing with the control panel) Zeke asked, exasperation in his voice....”So
what was it that you were trying to tell me before Snow came down here

“I wasn't screaming, I
was frightened, besides, Mom said that if somethings wrong to ask you or Les
and not to wake her up.”

“Mom?” Slver asked, a
little confused , looking at Snow.

“All the girls call my
wife Mom” Zeke said. “Ok do what is it that's so important Les?”

“well your not going
to believe this boss, but right before the power went out....”

With a rip and a
crackle the TV on the control panel lit up, it was a newscast from one of the
other stations that had remained on air.

“New bulletin just in,
Research scientist in downtown have just gave word out that a pack of wolves
with the experimental new zombie cure have escaped, they are considered
highly dangerous and not to be killed, avoid at all cost. Head Researcher
Arturo Fail had this to say when questioned about the wolves : “These wolves
are local to this area and were given a special serum to test out whether
they could avoid getting the virus. Unfortunately these wolves genetics are
highly irregular and the serum has somehow not only given them the virus but
increased their intelligence. We will pay anyone who can capture them without
killing them” when asked by this reporter what would happen if someone were
go get bit by these wolves, Dr. Fail's answer was “um....well....I.....” a
true victory to science that once again our scientist have failed us, and
that's it for me. Be safe and good luck till next newscast.”

With a snap of his wrist Cotto flipped off
the monitor. “ I knew something was going on when everyone started acting
strange, and when a wolf would disappear and come back a couple days later
like nothing happened....”

“Ok, before you start
going all hardcore, those wolves are still at our gates, and we need to
figure out what to do.” Les said. Turning to Zeke, everyone saw that Zeke had
stood motionless by the window, not saying a word, just staring out into the

“That bastard did it
again, after everything that's happened, he couldn't leave well enough

“Um Zeke...”Snow said,
a little shy...

“I’m fine but that
s.o.b. Should have not done this”

“Who Zeke?'” everyone
asked, confused because they had never heard their leader so inflamed by
someone before.

“Well, I could tell
you what happened and why I hate that mofo.....but that would require a
story, they easiest thing to say is.......

A) Arturo is really
Zeke’s ex brother in law who started the zombie apocalypse

B) He's really a double agent for the KGB

C) He is Zeke’s worst
enemy but used to be his best friend

D) Zeke hates him on
general principle.....


As requested, this week I’m
starting to add both the vegetarian and non-vegetarian recipes.

Breakfast: (veg and non-veg)

Ricotta cheese pancakes


3 tablespoons all-purpose flour2
teaspoons SPLENDA® Granular

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 cup egg substitute1/2 cup
nonfat ricotta cheese

2 ounces fresh blueberries

In a bowl, combine flour, Splenda,
and baking powder. Stir in egg substitute and ricotta cheese until well
blended. Gently fold in blueberries. Pour 1/4 cup batter onto hot griddle for
each pancake. Cook until bubbles form on top, then turn to brown other side.
Serve immediately with choice of condiments.


Busy Day Lunch Salad (for


1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans,
drained and rinsed

1 tomato, cut into small dice1/4
red onion, minced1 canned heart of palm, minced

1/3 cup grated reduced-fat
mozzarella cheese

4 sprigs fresh thyme leaves

2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive

1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice,
salt and pepper to taste


1.Toss the garbanzo beans, tomato,
onion, heart of palm, mozzarella cheese, thyme, olive oil, and lemon juice
together in a bowl until evenly mixed. Season with salt and pepper and

(for Non)

instead of beans add chicken or


Veggie Burgers with Mushrooms


1 15-ounce can kidney beans,
drained and rinsed

1 small red onion, shredded and
squeezed dry (about 1/2 cup)

1/3 cup chopped walnuts

1 small carrot, finely diced

1 cup plain or whole-wheat

2 scallions, white and green
parts, finely chopped

2 tablespoons chopped fresh

2 teaspoons Worcestershire or soy

Kosher salt and freshly ground

3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive

3 cups assorted mushrooms, sliced

4 English muffins, split and

Mayonnaise and/or mustard, for

Baby spinach or arugula, for

Smash the beans in a bowl with a
potato masher or fork until slightly chunky. Add the onion, walnuts, carrot,
1/2 cup breadcrumbs, scallions, parsley and 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce.
Season with salt and pepper and mix with your hands until combined.

Spread the remaining 1/2 cup
breadcrumbs on a plate. Form the bean mixture into 4 patties; lightly coat
with the breadcrumbs, shaking off any excess. Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in
a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the patties and cook
until golden and slightly crisp, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Transfer the
burgers to a plate. Heat the remaining 1 tablespoon oil in the same skillet
over medium heat. Add the mushrooms and the remaining 1 teaspoon
Worcestershire sauce; season with salt and pepper and cook until the
mushrooms are slightly wilted, 3 to 4 minutes. Serve the burgers on the
English muffins with mayonnaise and/or mustard, baby greens and mushrooms


Replace beans, walnuts and carrots
with ground beef and continue recipe as above.

And Welcomes

This week was a very big week for
our safehouse as week welcome a lot of new members

Raptor – Lv 33

Dmel- Lv 37

ArtemisC-Lv 27

Roselynn- Lv 18

Bryndon- Lv 12

Random- Lv 38

Munker- Lv 28

Glenn- Lv 31

Diablo- Lv 35

Furyo- Lv 24

Welcome all.


As always I
want to thank everyone for their help and support in this, you guys make the
safehouse a fun place to be and this paper something fun for me to write. As
long as everyone is enjoying it I’ll keep doing it.

As per usual email me if you have any comments, questions or ideas
for the paper or future issues, I look forward to everyone’s ideas.

Be safe, Be good and as always PLEASE STAY CALM


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