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KSAT Newsletter Volume I

Post  Lessifer on Fri May 04, 2012 8:24 pm

Written by
Rage Gray….with articles from Snow White 14, Brandy0419 and Andr0nicus




News
at a Glance


I
guess I should say hello to all and
welcome to the first edition of The KSATSH Newsletter. This has been a very exciting
week for KSAT and looks to be even more exciting in the following weeks. This
week in news we had a hard hitting 2200 Zombies invade the safehouse last
Friday. thanks to everyone who participated it was cleared out in less than
three hours. Most zombie kills for that day was our faithful (although he
says he isn’t, he’s still the founder) leader…Ezekiel Stone. In other news a
new weapon as been released and a new mission posted, good job to those who
have them both already, and good luck in the next three days to those who are
still working on it.







Black
Widows Books


If your hungry for a new thriller to crack into,
our black widows have a couple of must read suggestions:




Max
Brooks: World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide. World War Z is post zombie
invasion and has stories from all over the world from people who made it
through.


James
Wesley Rawles: Patriots, which is actually a how to/instructional book NOT a
story. (cont pg 2)


Undead
Appetites


Hungry for something other than roasted Zombie
meat? check out these tasty recipes for breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert
to fix those hunger pangs.




Breakfast:

Bacon
Popovers


(from
all recipes.com)


Ingredients:

2
eggs


1
cup milk


1
tablespoon oil


¼
teaspoon salt





Black
widow Books (cont)


William
R Forstchen: One Second After, great story of an emp hitting the USA.




Jonathan
Macberry: Rot and Ruin, Dust and Decay book 2.




The
Mists of Avalon" by Marion Zimmer Bradley. It's a telling of the story
of King Arthur except from the view point of his sister Morgan Le Fay. It
tells of the struggle that Britain went thru when Christianity started to
take over the old pagan religion. There is magic and romance and battles!


Undead
Appetites (cont)


Breakfast:

Bacon
Popovers (cont)


3
strips bacon crumbled


Directions:

In
a mixing bowl, beat the eggs, milk and oil. Beat in flour and salt just until
smooth (do not overheat). Using two 12-cup muffin tins, grease and flour six
alternating cups in each pan. Fill ungreased muffins cups two-thirds full
with water. Fill greased muffin cups two-thirds full with batter. Sprinkle
bacon over batter. Bake at 400 degrees F for 25-30 minutes or until puffed
and golden. Serve warm. Refrigerate any leftovers.


KSAT
Video Vault


Long
day of Zombie hunting?


Check
out these movies to unwind from a long day.


Heres
a couple oldies but goodies:


1)
Surveillance (2009)


2)
The Strangers (2007)


3)
Sunshine (2007)


***Bonus
Pick***


[Rec] (2007)



And
for new movies here are a few “Don’t Miss”:


1)
The Change-up


2)
The Muppet Movie


3)
Pirates of the Carribean


***Bonus
Pick***


àHopß

Undead
Appetites


Lunch:

Pea
and Peanut Salad


1
package (10th ounces) frozen peas, thawed


1
cup dry roasted peanuts


1
cup chopped celery


6
Bacon strips, cooked and crumbled


1/4
cup chopped red onion


1/2
cup mayonnaise


1/4
cup prepared Seattle Italian salad dressing


In
a large bowl, combine the peas, peanuts, celery, Bacon and onion. In a small
bowl, combine the mayonnaise and Italian dressing. Pour over salad and toss
to coat. Chill until serving.






Undead
Appetites


Dinner:


Chicken
breast with Balsamic Vinegar and Garlic


(from all recipes.com)

Ingredients

4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts

salt and pepper to taste

3/4 pound fresh mushrooms, sliced

2 tablespoons all-purpose flour


2 tablespoons olive oil

6 cloves garlic

1/4 cup balsamic vinegar

3/4 cup chicken broth

1 bay leaf

1/4 teaspoon dried thyme

1 tablespoon butter

Directions

Season the chicken with salt and pepper.
Rinse the mushrooms and pat dry. Season the flour with salt and pepper and
dredge the chicken breasts in the flour mixture. Heat oil in a skillet over
medium high heat and saute the chicken until it is nicely browned on one side
(about 3 minutes).


Add the garlic. Turn the chicken breasts
and scatter the mushrooms over them. Continue frying, shaking the skillet and
stirring the mushrooms. Cook for about 3 minutes, then add the vinegar,
broth, bay leaf and thyme. Cover tightly and simmer over medium low heat for
10 minutes, turning occasionally. Transfer the chicken to a warm serving
platter and cover with foil. Set aside. Continue simmering the sauce,
uncovered, over medium high heat for about 7 minutes. Swirl in the butter or
margarine and discard the bay leaf. Pour this mushroom sauce mixture over the
chicken and serve.




Dessert:

Strawberry
Angel Food Dessert


(all
recipes.com)


Ingredients:

1 (10 inch) angel food cake

2 (8 ounce) packages cream
cheese, softened


1 cup white sugar

1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped
topping, thawed


1 quart fresh strawberries, sliced

1 (18 ounce) jar strawberry glaze

Directions:

Crumble the cake into a 9x13 inch dish.

Beat the cream cheese and sugar in a medium
bowl until light and fluffy. Fold in whipped topping. Mash the cake down with
your hands and spread the cream cheese mixture over the cake. In a bowl,
combine strawberries and glaze until strawberries are evenly coated. Spread
over cream cheese layer. Chill until serving.







Zombie
Humor


(jokes4us.com)

As to all I know a paper is no fun without
the funny pages so each week you’ll have a good laugh with these (some very
warped) jokes and humor.


Q:
Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards




Q:
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.




Q:
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.


Graystone
Quotes


Favorite quotes of the moment taken from a
few different sources:


Anyone
who says he can see through women is missing a lot




The
only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.




Never
go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.






Sex
is not the answer. "Yes" is the answer.




Don’t
let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.



If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my ass


KSAT
Kudos and Welcomes


And want to give recognition
to the hard work that all members are trying to do in both recruiting and
working hard to level themselves up to be the best Zombie Bashers that they
can be. I’d also like to welcome the newest members of our team:


Snow-Level 22
Xiola-Level 34
Pupster- Level 33

Aaron1010-Level 34
Mwconvery- Level 34

ATXGrinder-Level 25
Zorop- Level 27


If I miss someone let me know. Welcome
all to the safe house, We all want everyone to feel at home.


Editors
Note:


A message to the masses:
Anyone who would like to add to the paper please or and idea of something to
add please let me know . I always welcome
the input. Any ideas are welcome, some features to look forward to In the
next edition are Sports, horoscopes, tip of the day, and the beginning of the
short story…. As the Zombie lay dying…..






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